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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:18
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
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No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
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No way
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
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